Haps Of The Pons

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Weird School / Peeing by the River / Jesse's Motorcycle / Babysitting

Weird School --

This is the first one I had, and I don't remember a lot of it. I was at some school that was - in my mind - Mt Si, but it looked more like an airport. It was enourmous, and there were retail stores and arcades, and things like that all around. I remember looking for Ms. Lucking's class, and knowing that the classrooms were the doors that were on the carpet, the rest of the place was linoleum. I was looking all over for her, and getting a little worried since I couldn't find the door. I remember asking Owen where her class was, and he was incredibly unhelpful. Once everyone else found their classes, I headed down to the arcade, planning to tell anyone who asked that I was looking for Ms. Lucking, but really I knew she wouldn't be at the arcade. Oddly enough, she was at the arcade, and I told her how strange I thought it was. She didn't speak a word.

Peeing by the River --

This one was very short. Grayson and I were down by the river outside my house, except it looked completely different. There were tropical plants everywhere, and I was climbing around on a bunch of vines and stuff, watching Grayson look for something in the sand below me; he was digging around and getting pretty bent out of shape about not finding whatever it was he was looking for. At some point I had to pee really bad, so I started going, pretty near Grayson, which I was unhappy about - I didn't want to hit him - but he was so focused on finding this thing that he really didn't give a rip.

Jesse's Motorcycle --

Jesse's house was kind of like Gerard's house in this dream, except I think my house was next door, and if you went past it, you went up a very steep grassy hill covered in snow for about a half mile until you came to a cul de sac. Jesse had a mexican friend who had built a custom harley - it was a harley on the front, connected to half of a volkswagon beetle, so it was like one of those trikes that you see people riding around. We all thought it was great, and I went for a ride in it with Vernon, then I took it up to the cul de sac, and almost lost control coming back down in the snow. I went to tell Jesse that I had brought it back safely, and he was having some kind of a party, everyone was sleeping outside in tents. Jesse showed me his tent - it was half open, very dirty inside, and he had ice forming all over his sleeping bag. I told him it looked like a terribly uncomfortable place to sleep as he climbed in apparently for the night.
I went next door to I think my house, and there were probably fifty people running around in the snow nearly naked. People including Bryan Wylet, Vernon, those ugly twins that Bryan used to date or whatever, etc. Bryan had I guess cut his finger, and both his and my mom were fretting over him, asking him what he wanted to disinfect it with. He said he already had disinfected it with blue food coloring, then he said, "Wait; blue food coloring isn't an antiseptic is it?". No one there seemed to know, so I chimed in and kindly told them that no, it was not.
Now the location of the party had moved to some bar, where everyone was underage and everyone else knew that, but there was still plenty of drinking going on, I don't know how this was happening. I also think it was a school-sponsored event, which makes even less sense that the underage drinking was being accepted. I remember Owen and I talking about false summits, and by doing this we were somehow mocking what this really ugly girl had just said. I don't know what the connection was, if there even was one. Then the bartender, who I guess we were friends with, held out a set of keys for someone to hold onto for some reason. No one went to take them, so I did, and everyone groaned about me being the one to have such a responsibility. I got pretty heated, and started prodding them as to why I had such a reputation, I would have thought I would have been the first choice for such a responsibility. I was pretty pissed about it. At some point someone tried giving me a tattoo on my back, which I resisted, then listened to the ugly girl tell about the tattoo her boyfriend tried to get on his back, but she had to stop him.

Babysitting --

I guess I was supposed to babysit Emma - Carrie and J.B.'s daughter - for about three days while they were out of town. I was excited to take over the house and live there, because there was nothing inside, and there was no child to be seen. I basically just got to move in for free. The house was like a storage unit, it had a blue rollup door on one side, but the other side had a real door, and a fence with a gate. I decided to leave the rollup door permanently closed, even though it was on the front of the house, and just use the regular door. I was outside locking the gate with some weird green contraption that had a picture of a scantily clad woman on it and a skateboarding logo. Some people pulled up, all I know about them is that they were people from high school who were very religious, and I remember knowing that they were religious, and being very intimidated by them for that reason, because in my dream that also meant that they were very hardcore and mean and rebellious and would most likely hurt me given the chance.

1 Comments:

Blogger Geez said...

Yeah - and did you notice that we both mentioned Harleys? Though, your inclusion was more than just a mention, obviously.

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